Of course we don't think about sex every thirty seconds, that is ridiculous! It's more like ever two and three-quarter minutes. Luckily however, through generations of men we have managed to refine our ability to multi-task. We have developed the ability to perform many activities while still daydreaming of being a professional porn star.

We have actually learned to perform some tasks while thinking about nothing but sex. That way we fill up our Daily Dirty Mind Quota more efficiently. Some of these tasks include:

• brushing teeth
  mowing the lawn
  eating
  dancing
  everything involving the internet

Women seriously don't understand how difficult it is to maintain our high level of activity with the ongoing constraints of having to think about sex 587 times a day! It's not easy!

Sometimes we'll be forced to think about sex while using heavy machinery, flying passenger aircraft, or performing neurosurgery. But we manage to deal. We're actually quite impressive when you think about it.

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