"Do you have anymore photos?" = "I can't tell if you're hot from your profile picture."

"I added you to my top eight." = "Your sexy enough to hold position with my five best mates and my two favourite bands."

Your boyfriend has his profile set to single. = "I'm your boyfriend, as long as I don't find someone else on myspace."

"Your profile is awesome." = "If you're this good at setting up a profile, then I hope you're as good at pashing."

"Good choice of profile song." = "Next time that band plays a show, I'm taking you baby."

"Why are those your top eight friends?" = "Why are those other guys in your top eight?"

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