Dear Cheater Lover

There is no better way to get over someone than to get revenge on them. So the answer is simple. Hook up with his best mate.

There is a universal code amongst guys that we cannot get with our mate's ex. Ever. If we do, we are effectively signing our own death warrant. So if you can convince his best mate to pash you off in front of him, you'll be killing two birds with one stone.

Firstly you'll be ruining their friendship forever. I know it sounds evil, but just think of what the scumbag did to you! Secondly, you'll be making him extremely jealous.

We boys have a strange complex where we want what we don't have. When we were kids and got tired of playing with our Transformers, we had no troubles moving on to Ninja Turtles. However, as soon as our little brother wandered into the room and picked up Optimus Prime (the boss transformer) that was the only toy we wanted. And we were prepared to take it with force!

So if his best mate starts playing with his old toy, you can expect a punch on. If you're lucky this will result in the dismantling of your ex's nose. Which in turn will lead to the other girl dumping him because of his hideousness, and his life will effectively be ruined. Revenge is sweet.

A note from Bec, Pacifist and Online Editor

Dear Cheater Lover. I disagree with Nate. He's obviously never seen Muriel's Wedding, because success is the best revenge (not punch ups). Expunge your rage through sport (which will incidentally make your body smokin' hot), kick this bozo's ass in every exam, and always be nice to his face (sneaky, I know). Then when you leave school, he'll apply for a job at the company you've founded and you can tell him to go screw himself. Oh yeah.

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